Hey now, when I signed up for this... um... assignment, I was told there would be no 12,000 year old cannibal duders. And now look at what we got here: CANNIBAL DUDERS! I just ate a chocolate muffin and drank a big old Mountain Dew. Do you honestly think I am in any kind of a state to deal with this shizzie? Okay? Good. I'm glad we settled that little dispute. Here is my review for Don't Go Near the Park. It is one of them there Video Nasties!
And I just can't resist posting this one: